NIGGA MOMENTS

9 05 2011

i remember where i first heard this…BOONDOKS. but the context in which i am going to use it is so differnt. not the moments that blacks have as opposed to whites…personally i think racism is overrated.but i will use it to mean moments that guys have…that split second.

1.getting into fights

2.when a girl with a big arse passes nd you just have to turn round and stare.

3.hit and run

4.waking up with a hard on.

5.girl:i love you

boy:mmmmmmm….

girl:mmmmm…???

boy:thanx(sheepishly)

6.when she comes for  date with a convoy

7.when the bill comes and you don’t have enough in your wallet nor mpesa

8.when its all there for the taking yet you don’t have  condom

9.starin into:

a nagging girl’s eyes

‘sasa wewe……’

a girl you just met

‘stay warned….’

most girls

‘si we just get naked….’

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